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Thursday, March 25, 2010

My Family is Selling Me

So, today, as I was doing my hair in the bathroom I hear Rulon coming up the stairs.  He says "I'll just stay home and be a house Husband"

Confused cuz I obviously came in at the wrong part of the Convo, I said "Huh"

Noticing me Rulon quickly says "We'll put Melanie to work."

Being funny I say "I don't wanna work."

"We can sell Melanie!" Rulon responds (with out missing a beat).  "She's a redhead, she go for a good rate" ...or something along the lines of price...which should be comforting right?  They think I'm worth something yeah?

By the time I come home from institute many hours later-the situation drastically changed.  Rulon coming down the stair see's me, and the first thing out of his mouth is "I thought we were selling her."

Thanks.  Love you too.  Then they said that someone on facebook *coughcoughCarloscoughcough* said they'd buy me for a dollar.  My family thank goodness is kind enough to hold out for $4.50 though the asking price is $5.00.  Mhmmm.  And to Top it off Rulon got Elyse to agree to the sale.  When the three year old says sell her-you know something is wrong.

They make me laugh.

3 comments:

Krystal said...

Haha! I tell people they're for sale every time they drive me crazy! Ask C'los. He's been for sale MANY a time. Haha

Zoe said...

I'd buy you Mel!! Though I think I am too poor to make a good offer at the moment...Maybe one day when I am famous I can buy you? A girl can dream right?! haha

Melanie said...

Okay Nicole, heres a deal, if you plan to buy me you have to first start writting your own blog. Muahahaha!